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Weekly field notes on arts, culture, and everything else from our critic-at-large.
Say "Fromage!" The Surrealists wanted to shake things up, but photographs reveal a more conservative side.
Postmodern Man When it comes to Postmodernity, the prose is finally starting to match up with the condition.
Fleshed Out It is hard to know oneself. Which is why Bronzino's ''Standing Nude'' is a lot more compelling than Leonardo's Vitruvian Man.
Revolutionary Roads To say that we are all Haitians seems a bit trite. But let's not forgot how horribly wrong our own revolution could have gone.
Party Like It's 2009 Everyone laments the '00s. But when we trash the last decade, how honest are we?
The Change Gang Zadie Smith changes her mind — not about the need for fiction, but about what fiction can be. As she should.
The Heidegger in All of Us The debate over Heidegger's politics rages every decade or so. But how did the philosopher make it into the curriculum in the first place?
Prose Before...Regine For Kierkegaard, the power of repetition is that you come to know who you are, but never exactly what you will do.
The Problem with Polanski Moral luck shouldn't exist, but it does, and Roman Polanski's may have run out.
Ripple Effect Henry Hudson stumbled upon his eponymous river 400 years ago. Such is the nature of the tricky waterway.
The Reel World Inglourious Basterds reveals the tension between a love of film and the inability to explain why.
Bird Brain A Japanese scientist has taught pigeons to distinguish between 'good' and 'bad' art. Should critics be nervous?
Bauhaus Tour On its 90th anniversary, Bauhaus remains the most imperialistic of all design movements.
Light Fixtures For James Ensor, to honor light was to honor the boundlessness of life.
The Return of the Epigram Sure, there are a lot of things wrong with Twitter. But what else is going to save the epigram?
Meis on Rye Some bemoan Holden Caulfield's fading appeal among young people. But why would metaphors that worked for 'us' work for 'them'?
Say AHHHHHHHH! Critics feel tricked by Francis Bacon. But what's wrong with delighting in the aesthetics of the scream?
A Bloody Mess Americans like their Holocaust characters to be hopeful heroes, which may explain the reception to The Kindly Ones.
No Exhibit for Old Men The artists in 'Younger Than Jesus' work in neither the past nor the future, but in the weirdness of the here and now.
Bootylicious You have to give the Somali pirates this: They explore a universal insecurity few of us are willing to face.
Quiet Ripples Paul Graham's photographs don't romanticize the everyday. There's a more uncomfortable truth at work...
Egg Head Martin Kippenberger's work can feel chaotic in its variety, but notice the eggs...
A Fuzzy Memory Donald Barthelme's critics accuse him of being insincere. He was anything but.
Painting from Memory Bonnard's critics dismissed him as an Impressionist too late to the game, but he just preferred to take his time.
Updike the Synthesizer To understand John Updike's genius, it helps to consider the difference between the liney and the painterly.
A Second Opinion Waltz with Bashir forces the West to confront the image of Palestinians it's constructed for itself.
Success Story Malcolm Gladwell, God bless him, wants to solve the problems he identifies in Outliers. But some problems can't be solved with a good story.
Palate or Palette? The unlikely relationship between modern art and modern cooking.
Put It to a Vote Just in time for the booboisie's vote, a reconsideration of Mencken's Notes on Democracy.
Brownfields Morandi's tins and vases seem innocent enough, but look too long and you're trapped.
Unnatural Selection Apply all the science to novels you want, Literary Darwinists. You'll still never quantify the human experience.
Dear David Everyone appreciated David Foster Wallace, but never in quite the right way.
The "Truth" Hurts With How Fiction Works, James Wood proves he has become a prisoner of what he got right.
Street Life For Ernst Kirchner, the modern world expressed its deepest nature in the strut of the prostitute.
Battle Scars PBS' The War of the World proves we're now ready to look back on the 20th century as we would any other.
Nobody's a Critic So long, Kant! It's the end of days for the distance between critic and that being criticized.
Deathmatch Conservatives will take death before tyranny. Liberals will take some time to negotiate.
You Can't Take It With You For Rauschenberg, creating was about making the world more fascinating, about making art more real.
Flatliner Murakami's Supeflat art celebrates one-dimensionality. What else could come out of Japan after the War?
The Pacifism Quandary True pacifists believe all violence is counterproductive. What to do, then, about World War II?
Light Show Art as theater: With its colors, lights, and mirrors, Olafur Eliasson's art is all about the viewer.
Here Comes the Pope! How the pope's visit to the States is a test of our resolve.
Charlton Heston's Last Act A benefit of getting old, we like to imagine, is the gaining of wisdom. Charlton Heston became a damn fool.
John McCain: Worth the Fighting For What's interesting about John McCain's Worth the Fighting For aren't signs of a maverick, but rather evidence of a sad man.
A Critic at Large Thoughts on art criticism from the 2008 Whitney Biennial.
MoMA Has Designs Design used to take a back seat to art. Then came the messed-up aesthetics of today's world.
Eliot the King How Eliot Spitzer's fall reads a lot like Oedipus Rex.
Hillary Clinton: Living History There are no theoretical disputes in Hillary Clinton's Living History. There are just facts, facts as she saw them.
Stare Master Frida Kahlo has The Look in her paintings. But is The Look a lie?
Barack Obama: The Audacity of Hope If platitudes had weight, Barack Obama’s The Audacity of Hope would be impossible to lift off the table.
Idoltry Fifteen minutes of fame — American Idol is brilliant because it actually delivers on the promise, then takes it away.
The Car of the Future The automobile wowed both Futurists and fascists, who believed it would remake us or destroy us.
The Ugly Truth On Ugliness is Umberto Eco's attempt at a treatise devoted to the homely and repulsive. It fails, but that's OK.
The Dalí Shtick By the end, Dalí was a parody of the thing he'd created of himself. An exhibition reveals it wasn't all crap.
The Death of Modernism Peter Gay's Modernism: So boring, so necessary.
Art Basel Miami Beach: Day 4 Art Basel Miami Beach, Day 4: I take the plunge and finally make a purchase, once I find something I can afford.
Art Basel Miami Beach: Day 3 Art Basel Miami Beach, Day 3: I relax on a $14 million yacht and return to the fair with a new perspective.
Art Basel Miami Beach: Day 2 Art Basel Miami Beach, Day 2: I become overwhelmed by the fair's scope and focus on what's honest.
Art Basel Miami Beach: Day 1 Art Basel Miami Beach, Day 1: I explore the host city for the country's most important art fair.
Christmas: A Defense Christmas is about the presents. And the tree. And the idea that, for one night, space and time are controllable.
Old Clams, Transparent Frogs, and Wordsworth Neither the world's oldest clam nor a transparent frog can solve the problem of life.
Will You Please Stop Editing, Please? Raymond Carver needed help, like we all do, and his editor provided it. In the end, his stories are brilliant. Should anything else matter?
The Prince The equalizing (and insidious) bad jokes of Richard Prince.
Fear, Trembling, and a Shrug We failed to kill God the first time. Who's to say what might happen the second time around?
Malato Immaginario J.M Coetzee and James Wood agree on the human condition as revealed by literature; but for one it's a tragedy, for the other a comedy.
Rembrandt Is Eyes For Rembrandt, eyes were more for looking at than looking through.
The Meaning and Meanness of Mencken Mencken, in being such a relentless bastard, gave the American voice back a little of its humanity.
Damien Hirst's Memento Mori Would you buy a $100 million diamond-encrusted skull from this man? Thoughts on Hirst (and Warhol).
The Trouble With Farmers Our critic tells gentlemen farmers where they can shove their homespun wisdom and self-righteousness. 
Fragments From Budapest It is nearly impossible to get screws in Budapest. Screws are a dream here, an unfilled fantasy.
Emotional Animals Legislation proposed in Spain would have given monkeys the legal rights of humans. Our columnist agrees.
Was Ryszard Kapuscinski Beyond the Truth? Ryszard Kapuscinski was great, but great in a way that leaves an odd taste in the mouth.
Philosophy Is Dead Richard Rorty thought that philosophy was dead. And now he is, too.
The Summer Jam The summer jam is as real as the summer itself, and the summer jam is a complete mystery.
Heidegger and the Milk in the Pan The world is always telling us about itself. Let us praise all this babble.