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TONY'S SECRET CABINET
A guided tour through the boudoirs of history. Anecdotes from the author of Napoleon's Privates: 2,500 Years of History Unzipped (HarperCollins, napoleonsprivates.com) and Pagan Holiday: On the Trail of Ancient Roman Tourists.
Olympic Fever Beijing is worried about pollution at its Olympic Games; ancient Greeks had to worry about spontaneous orgies at theirs.
Health Nuts Forget Atkins. Forget Weight Watchers. Try the Renaissance Diet.
The Holy Guide to Coital Positions The Church was OK with sex in the Middle Ages, so long as it was done in a very particular way.
Orgy Etiquette Caligula was bald, pale, and hairy. But at his orgies, he could have any woman he wanted.
Make-Your-Own Condoms Gold-beater skin. English raincoat. French letter. There were many historic names for the condom, and just as many origin myths.
Columbus Discovers the Clitoris Not long after the discovery of America, another Columbus was exploring more uncharted territory.
The Curse of Self-Abuse Why does masturbation have a bad rap? Blame a 1712 pamphlet.
Horsing Around With Catherine the Great Catherine the Great loved horses. But did one really crush her in the throes of passion?
Pornography of the Kitchen In The Futurist Cookbook, F.T. Marinetti argued that food is Art: Less pasta and more sandpaper.
When George Met Sally Martha was George Washington's first wife, but she may not have been his first lady.
Aphrodisiac Attack Love today is candy and flowers. In the Enlightenment it was rams' testicles and Spanish fly.
The Fig Leaf of Florence Critics complained the 'nose' on David was too large. (They weren't referring to his face.)
Quick, Jeeves, Cover the Piano Legs! For a time, both America and Britain thought the other was aroused by cabinetry.
For a Good Time, Try Revolutionary Paris No need for Fodor's — visitors to 18th century Paris had their own guide to the city's carnal delights.
Ancient Greek Temples of Sex Nothing gets a classical scholar’s heart pumping like the sacred prostitutes of Corinth.
Hints of Oak and Witch's Urine? In 16th century Italy, wine tainted by witches' urine called for desperate measures.
Scent of a Führer How Hitler's farting problem may have been his undoing.
When Syphilis Was Trés Chic In Belle Epoque Paris, syphilis was all the rage.
First Night Jitters For medieval brides, marriage meant a night with their feudal masters. Or so Braveheart would have us think.
Sex and the Renaissance Nun In 15th century Venice, nuns knew how to let loose.
The Champagne Glass and the Breast Were Marie-Antoinette's breasts the inspiration for the champagne glass?
Good Old-Fashioned Porn Porn as nostalgia. Who was the anonymous genius who invented the stag movie?
Standing up in Court In 16th- and 17th-century France, manhood went on trial.
Why Castrati Made Better Lovers Sex, drugs, and opera. In the 18th century, castration was the fast track to stardom.
Welcome to the Gabinetto Segreto In centuries past, visitors to the grand museums of Europe often had their own private agenda.