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Michael's Menagerie Everyone keeps saying Michael Jackson had a bizarre taste in pets. They were actually pretty boring choices.

The Family Business The books of John and Dan Fante have long existed outside the spotlight. That could change this year, John's centennial.
Animal Crossing Economic trend: African safari, out; American drive-thru safari, in?
Aging Stressfully Stop stressing over your age — research shows it only speeds up the process!
Consider the Hermit Crab In praise of the hermit crab, our favorite animal of summer. And if it dies…well, there’s always next summer.
The Elephant in the Room I hear complaints over Wal-Mart and McDonald's and McMansions, but what about the sameness of the zoo landscape?
Duck, Duck, Goose The Ward World Championship is a competition for the only American art form grounded in deception: bird carving.
Final Edition It's a cruel irony that as newspapers die, the death notices they run are more popular than ever. But football fans have Sports, so why shouldn't those terrified of death have Obituaries?
On Reading Liebling A.J. Liebling said nobody better could write faster, and nobody faster wrote better. Marry that with the diversity of his beats — food, the War, boxing, the press — and you have a striking portrait of the mid-20th century.
French Lessons A new exhibit explores Americans' obsession with French fashion (and the knock-offs they spawned at home).
In Memoriam Drexel University President Constantine Papadakis, 1946-2009.
Gorilla Warfare Government support of zoos is increasingly seen as frivolous. Not so in the Great Depression.
A Brief History We bemoan the rise of Twitter, of limiting thoughts to 140 characters. Brevity, however, has a particularly noble lineage.
Experimental Nonfiction I'm often fascinated by scientists' intelligence, but I'm always impressed by their confidence.
Green Economy In this economy, stop and smell the roses. No, seriously, they're on display at the world's largest flower show.
Happy Camper I couldn't imagine a worse time to have a motor home sale. But at the 2009 Reading RV Show, I realized some dreams can't be put on hold.
Hot Wheels From Baghdad to Berlin, Shanghai to Dubai, new Ferris wheels are going up all over the world. Can a symbol of the 19th century remain iconic in the 21st?
Nature vs. Nature When is the natural world like The Real World? When we're choosing its seven 'official' Wonders.
A Sense of Loss Ever heard how you can't eat just one chip? You might soon be able to blame biology!
Fat Cats Celebrate artifice: Feed a zoo animal.
Poe at 200 Two centuries after he was born, the creator of modern horror is taught in almost every school in America. How well is another matter completely...
Wintry Mix New research reveals why winter is chock full of such discontent.
Skeletal Remains Happy 140th birthday, dinosaur displays! You don't look a day over 65 million.
Dear John We take the toilet for granted, but almost half the world lacks access to one. On World Toilet Day, we consider its impact on longevity, safety, education, and even tourism. (Bonus: Do you squat in the East or Southeast Asian manner?)
A Giant Problem The large mammals are our closest relatives. So why is our relationship with them so tense?
A Hairy Predicament Siberians once threw lice on visitors to show love. After getting lice myself, I can say Siberians had a weird definition of love.
A Temporary Uplift Want to end patriarchal oppression? Don't burn your bra — just get one that fits.
Green Politics Golf was once such a simple sport, back before it involved human rights, Nelson Mandela, and murder.
Ocean View At the Smithsonian's new Ocean Hall, the drama of the seas plays out alongside that of the modern natural history museum.
The Pale Cast of Thought For David Foster Wallace, good art was a guide through dark times. Sometimes, alas, good art is not enough.
Boob Tube A 50-inch plasma TV feels gauche, but that's the shuffling progress of civilization for you.
Guiding Light The Peterson Field Guide to Birds of North America celebrates its creator's centennial this month. But why do we still need field guides?
The Death of the Monoculture Why no summer jam this summer? Blame the death of the monoculture.
Refueling Think things are slow on the NJ Turnpike? Try eating at its rest stops.
Got Gout? Once the "disease of kings," gout is back with a vengeance.
Power Hungry Plants, wind, and sunlight make good energy. Oil, coal, and the atom make good exhibits.
Zookeeping Small-town zoos lack the pizazz of those in New York, San Diego, and D.C. Sometimes that's a good thing.
Have Tour, Will Travel In the market for a trip to China's Three Gorges, before the dam makes it one giant liquidation sale.
What's up, Doc? Werner Herzog's made a film about life on Antarctica. Too bad nature documentaries don't matter anymore.
Smell Ya Later? We can measure eyesight and hearing. So why not smell?
Sex? All the talk on Sex and the City misses both what's right and what's wrong with the film.
The Sweet Smell of Species Success Our noses don't like the smell of BO, but maybe our brains do.
Perused Furniture Take furniture out of the context of all restrictive impediments and you've got the International Contemporary Furniture Fair.
Now Just Relax... Meditators always thought happiness could be learned. Now scientists are agreeing.
Body Service How Brazilian waxes make our era less like the freewheeling '60s and more like the Victorian years.
Great Expectations People don't read anymore. Translation is expensive. The Internet! At the London Book Fair, the sky was most definitely falling.
Losing My Mind My terrible memory makes me worry I have Alzheimer's. Luckily hints are emerging as to what exactly that means.
Bag Ladies Class struggles, identity, democratization, and postmodernism. They're all tied up in the shopping bag.
D Day If vitamin D is something everyone takes for granted, why are we talking about rickets in 2008?
Open House The open house: Sunday afternoon voyeurism.
Bottled Water World I was a judge in an international water contest — tap waters, purified waters, spring waters, sparkling waters. It was almost enough to make one forget there's an H2O crisis looming.
The End of the Affair I loved reading books. Buying them. Writing them. But in the age of the megastores, the love affair is over.
The Mosquito and the Itch Mosquito bites make us feel itchy. But scratching one may actually be an emotional response.
Home Bodies A home show is a domestic circus, with homeowners as its Super Mop-buying freaks.
All Made Up Clothes cover and festoon a large expanse of the body, but makeup interacts with that smaller, more expressive part of the body — the face.
The Oily Truth The connection between ibuprofen and olive oil may finally end the healthy diet debate.
Night Terrors Chronic sleep loss leads to bad decisions, obesity, and disease. An argument for the nap.
The Art Catalog The theorists are always arguing about what makes something art. 30,000 Years of Art says let's just move on and look at some more of it.
Buying a Fountain Pen Like the rifle and the sports car, the fountain pen is a fetish.
Bobby Fischer Read Here He rose to fame as an international chess whiz, but spent his last days in the back corner of a sleepy Reykjavik bookstore.
Car Parts Chinese manufacturers, assembly lines, spinning stages, and sparkly dresses. Our correspondent reports from the North American International Auto Show in Detroit.
Replacing the Volvo Deeply entrenched in a suburban lifestyle, I'm supposed to love my Volvo. But the car is not lovable.
Beauty Secrets There's Classical beauty. And then there's Make Me a Supermodel.
In the Spirit of Arts and Crafts William Morris championed useful, pretty things. I agree. That's why I bought a wicker chair and chintz cushion.
Allergic Response Why twice as many people now suffer from allergies, and why that won't change any time soon.
The Oberlin Experiment There was a time when sports and politics were inseparable, and Oberlin College launched a lunatic revolution of Radical Athleticism and "jock liberation." It may be the great unwritten chapter in American sports history.
Shopping With Henry Jaglom Going Shopping is Henry Jaglom's third film on female neurotic desires. Is he a genius or a jerk?
At the Body, Mind, and Spirit Expo I heard pets speak from the grave, had a picture of my aura taken, and got sucked into a Scientology pitch. And that was just the first day.
What's Your Doomsday? We fear death. So why don't we fear the things that will truly bring it on?
A Visit to the Sneaker Gallery Sneakers were once utilitarian objects for high school gym. Now they're art.
Department Store Elegy Department store culture belied the fact that women had nothing to do but shop. But they were an experience, smoky aisles and all.
The Blusher Darwin said blushing is the most human of all the expressions. He was obviously not a chronic blusher.
Sequins & Scandals Figure skating is the quintessential American sport. It's both fiercely individualistic and incredibly conformist. And athletes and fans have an extraordinarily high tolerance for corruption. Our correspondent reports from Skate America.
The Official Typeface of the 20th Century Helvetica turned 50 this year. A profile of the font that gave shape and tone to our visual culture.
Thrift Shop Buying To some, thrift stores are disgusting. To me, they hint at lives I'll never know.
In Praise of the Town Library Its budget is never enough. Its collection is often small. But I have not yet visited one, not even in the drowsiest rural village, in which a child could not find enough to get started.
The Handbag The handbag is either a symbol of nesting or a tool of enslavement. Either way, buying one's a bitch.
Here's To the Death of the "Death of" Article Stephen King asks: What ails the short story? That question misses the point entirely.
Souvenirs Leather belt from Rio or fur hat from Russia, the souvenir is not so much a remembrance of things past as a promise of things to come.
Old Like Me Can empathy be taught? I put corn in my shoes and almost pee on the floor as I undergo aging sensitivity training.
The Impossibility of Gift-Giving Mauss said gift-giving was more about form than content. He must never have been gifted an ugly bracelet.
Menckenmania How do you celebrate a grouch like Mencken? Our correspondent went to Baltimore for his 127th birthday and found that it involves torture, opera, pit bulls, and cheese.
Trans Phat At home, our columnist normally denies her deep-seated junk food urges. In Denmark, she didn't have to. How a McDonald's in Copenhagen is better than one in the U.S.
Supermarkets Why a supermarket is never quite right.
Northeast Kingdom The apple can be robust or whithered, delicious or deadly, beautiful or terrifying. A photo essay with text by John Wood.
A Dilettante's Guide to Art 1001 Paintings You Should See Before You Die acknowledges the question "What is Painting?" The answer: "Who cares?"
Small Businesses Blink and you'll miss them. Tiny free-standing businesses are the proverbial canaries in the coal mines, the first to go when gentrification comes knocking. A photo essay.
Scopes Revisited Every few years Darwin gets hauled into court. We revisit the most famous case of all, the Scopes Trial.
Paleontologist Kenneth Lacovara Science exists whether humans exist or not. A Q&A with paleontologist Kenneth Lacovara.
The Last Taboo To praise shopping is to breach the last taboo of academic culture.
   

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Long Live the King of Pop Michael Jackson's death has ended his latest attempt at a comeback. Does it have to?
By Greg Beato
Summer Holliday Happy birthday, Judy Holliday. We hardly knew ye. Your descendants, on the other hand...
By Stefany Anne Golberg
Deus ex Machina The Pope wants kids to tweet. Reading the Bible, the Torah, and the Koran, I can see why.
By Stefany Anne Golberg
Swan Song Watching the 2009 Tonys and wondering, Whither the Broadway musical?
By Stefany Anne Golberg
A Red-Checkered Blanket Everyone remembers the Wall coming down in '89, but few know of the surprising picnic that helped destroy it.
By Stefany Anne Golberg
Wing Man Boxing and football are rough, but nothing strains more parts of the human body than a hot wing-eating contest.
By Paula Marantz Cohen
Button Pushing Now that Benjamin Button's finally lost the Oscar, let's turn to a better marriage of Fitzgerald and Hollywood.
By Colin Fleming
Gimme Even More Britney Spears is producing a three-volume autobiography. It doesn't necessarily need to be awful.
By Greg Beato
Vegetable Stand For change you can believe in, go vegetarian. Thoreau and the Kings did.
By Stefany Anne Golberg
Surfing the Satellite Jordanian satellite TV is a chaotic mishmash of shows from around the globe. And a possible agent of world peace.
By Nathan Schneider
Jane Addiction With talks like 'Jane Austen and Global Warming,' how can you not love the Austen Society's annual meeting?
By Paula Marantz Cohen
Broken Record When is a world record a sad affair? When it's noted in Guinness World Records 2009.
By Greg Beato
For Those About to Tread Water, We Salute You If it's change you believe in, do not buy tickets to an AC/DC show.
By Greg Beato
Far Out The theory that gods are aliens is back in fiction. But why'd it fade as a religion in the first place?
By Nathan Schneider
America Wants Talent In the age of the reality TV star, how to explain our strange affection for magicians, jugglers, and ventriloquists?
By Greg Beato
All Bottled Up Like oil, water is a finite resource. Yet criticism of bottled water focuses often on the container, not on what's in it.
By Anne Janette Johnson
A Room With No View Porn has long been a staple of hotels like Marriott. But when groups like Focus on the Family won't stop calling...
By Greg Beato
Gallagher? Seriously? Who goes to a Gallagher show in 2008? That's what I wanted to know.
By Meg Favreau
Farmed Out It felt good to join an organic co-op. It felt even better to blast the AC after a day on the farm.
By Christina Le Beau
Handwashing, Food, and Existentialism I went to the Food Safety and Security Summit intent on exposing our nation's food hypocrisy. In the end, I realized I'm the phony.
By Jesse Smith
The Pizza Police Want a pizza certified by the Italian government? It's a lot of red-sauce tape.
By Julie Reno
No New Developments Polaroid film will soon be gone. In our digital age, an instant photo is just not instant enough.
By Brian M. O'Connell
Body Triple So why does Hannah Montana (or is it Miley Cyrus?) get away with lip-synching?
By Greg Beato
Chipping Away A chip used to be just a fried slice of potato. Then it became a lifestyle.
By Jesse Smith
My Night at the Roller Derby The fishnets and elbows of roller derby hint at a time when the narrative of success was less complex.
By Paula Marantz Cohen
Vanslaughter Whatever happened to the van? How the icon stopped rocking at the Tokyo Motor Show.
By Greg Beato
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