Act One: First Kiss I went to Christian camp a wayward duck; Mandy the Harlot was waiting.

Act Two: Baby Birds What would you do for the love of a hot poetess?

 

Act Three: Tent The perfect plan for teenage seduction.

Act Four: Sandwich How to steal from the grocer in six simple steps.

Act Five: Diplomat First date — near disaster.

Act Six: First Time One word: condoms.

Act Seven: Duluth The perfect vacation destination.

Act Eight: Swizzle Stick The most stupid relationship argument. Ever.

Act Nine: Love Train Can’t get off.