Act One: First Kiss I went to Christian camp a wayward duck; Mandy the Harlot was waiting.
Act Two: Baby Birds What would you do for the love of a hot poetess?
Act Three: Tent
The perfect plan for teenage seduction.
Act Four: Sandwich
How to steal from the grocer in six simple steps.
Act Five: Diplomat
First date — near disaster.
Act Six: First Time
One word: condoms.
Act Seven: Duluth
The perfect vacation destination.
Act Eight: Swizzle Stick
The most stupid relationship argument. Ever.
Act Nine: Love Train
Can’t get off.